Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Jokes Actually Told by My Five-Year-Old

Austin: Why did the penguin cross the road?
Me: I don’t know.
Austin: To get another leg.
Me: Huh?
Austin: You know, a chicken leg!

Austin: What do you call a broken bone?
Me: What?
Austin: A doken done.

Austin: What do you call beef that’s roasted?
Me: Roast beef.
Austin: No, chicken doodle doo.

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