Austin: Dad, why would anyone invent The Simpsons?
Me: I dunno. Why would anyone invent your favorite show, Scooby-Doo?
Austin: Scooby doesn't have people drinking beer, saying bad words, and dressing immodestly.
Me: Um... Ah... Oh.
In related news, Austin ripped up the cover off my latest Rolling Stone, which showed the two ladies from Grindhouse in nearly naked attire. (He did ask permission first, and I said OK.)
I suppose I should be glad that his mother's training is having a bigger effect on him than my example...